For my New Year dance challenge tee, I’d print my actual 2024 goals, then cross them out and replace everything with one giant checkbox: “Nail the routine on camera.” It’s basically my confession shirt for when I’m dancing in the kitchen at 1 a.m., pretending that counts as cardio and self-improvement.

My second New Year dance challenge idea is a fake “before and after” shirt. The before panel shows me serious, holding dumbbells. The after panel shows me mid-dance, snacks in hand, with the caption: “Turns out rhythm burns more shame than calories.” Perfect for gym quitters with good timing.

I’d design a New Year dance challenge scoreboard tee that tracks how many takes it took to film the routine. Little boxes labeled “nailed it,” “forgot the steps,” and “laughed too hard,” with only the last one filled. It’s a wearable blooper reel for every chaotic attempt.

Another New Year dance challenge design would be a fake “official participant” badge. It lists my role as “Lead Overthinker, Backup Dancer,” with a tiny disclaimer: “Valid until next random trend.” It feels like a membership card for everyone who joins late but still shows up on the beat.