I’d make a Sanremo meme edits tour hoodie, listing fake cities like my hometown, plus ridiculous “emotional venues” like “Kitchen Arena” and “Overthinking Stadium,” so my daily errands feel like a chaotic world tour.

I want a Sanremo meme edits tee that looks like a vintage concert poster, but every “opening act” is one of my worst decisions, complete with showtimes like “2 a.m. overthinking” and “Monday morning breakdown.”

I’d design a Sanremo meme edits shirt that mimics a streaming app screen, where every playlist title is a melodramatic mood like “Crying On Public Transport” and “Staring Out The Window Like An Italian Protagonist.”

I’d create a Sanremo meme edits graphic that looks like a fake movie cover, starring me as “The Drama Queen of Minor Inconveniences,” complete with overblown review quotes like “Too emotional for absolutely no reason.”