I want a peppa pig window man tee that feels like a cursed family photo, where I’m casually eating cereal while he lurks outside the kitchen window, like he’s been in every childhood memory I never asked for.

I’d design a peppa pig window man hoodie showing me streaming late at night, headphones on, chat going wild, while he’s reflected in the dark window behind my monitor, like the final boss of background NPC energy.

I’d make a peppa pig window man tour poster parody, listing fake cities and dates, like he’s on a world tour of random windows, from suburban kitchens to office break rooms.

I’d create a minimalist peppa pig window man design where everything’s calm and pastel, but his tiny head peeks from a corner window, rewarding anyone who looks too closely.