New Caledonia status is about a tiny Pacific paradise wrestling with a huge question: stay fully French, or move toward independence as Kanaky. It mixes colonial history, Kanak identity, nickel money, and everyday life in Nouméa. I created these designs to bottle that tension, hope, and dark humor you feel when politics hit the beach. Think Puerto Rico vibes, but with more lagoon. Wear the debate on your chest and spark smarter conversations than any comment section. Clothing that actually knows where Nouméa is.
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I’d wear a New Caledonia status tee tracking my mood: “Feeling French,” “Feeling Kanaky,” or “Just Want Beach Time,” with a little slider I can move depending on the news.
I want a New Caledonia status design that looks like a fake social media relationship update: “It’s Complicated With France,” complete with tiny notification icons and sarcastic comments from imaginary aunties.
I’d design a New Caledonia status “referendum survival kit” graphic: ballot, flip‑flops, coconut, and aspirin, with the caption “Democracy, but make it tropical.”
My dream New Caledonia status graphic is a vintage travel poster that got hijacked by politics: paradise lagoon scene, but the plane banner reads “Autonomy? Independence? Status Quo?” flying right across the sunset.
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