Doakes Bottoms for Sale

About this collection

Doakes isn’t just a Dexter character, he’s the internet’s favorite human lie detector. Back in Dexter (2006–2013), Sgt. James Doakes clocked Dexter’s weirdness early, and that tension now fuels the viral “But you can’t prove it” reaction meme that blew up again around 2024. People love it because it nails that daily frustration of knowing the truth with zero receipts. I design Doakes-inspired graphics to bottle that suspicious, righteous energy into bold, funny statements for Clothing. Grab one and let Doakes do the judging.

Remix ideas

Try one of these doakes remix prompts to get started.

Stamp DOAKES across a Miami badge with your birth year.

Draw a DOAKES suspicion meter set to your zodiac sign.

Illustrate DOAKES holding a receipt book labeled “Proof.”

Create DOAKES as a noir silhouette over neon Miami streets.

Minimal cropped head graphic centered on white.

FAQ common questions

Quick answers to help you get started fast.

Are there other Doakes Bottoms designs available?

You can discover more apparel designs in our apparel collection or by clicking related keywords such as ruby gloom, endicott college, tom cruise. You can also create your own Doakes Bottoms using TeeDIY's AI Design Chat.

What kinds of Bottoms do you have for sale?

We offer a wide range of Bottoms to shop for, including Women's Shorts, Women's Sweatpants, Men's Shorts, Men's Quick-Dry Athletic Shorts perfect for every style!

Can I customize designs before buying?

Yes. You can customize any design for free using our AI design chat. Edit text, colors, or layout, preview instantly, and only order when you're satisfied.

How much is shipping and how long does delivery take?

Most orders are delivered within about 5 business days. Orders over $45 ship free, while smaller orders may include a shipping fee. Exact shipping costs and delivery details are always shown at checkout before you place your order.